california be like:
i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just
Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.
i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard